Situated in the beautiful High Street, Yateley, Hampshire, The It’s Never Given Me the Shits Buffet does exactly what it says on the tin. Well, OK, shopfront.

As one famous local ex-resident of nearby Farnborough said;

“I’ve eaten here loads of times and it’s never given me the shits”

Rich Lardslit, somewhere in France

And that was it, the name stuck. Like shit to a blanket.

Yes, It’s Never Given Me the Shits Buffet, Really!

The restaurant is world renowned, all across Yateley, for its buffet which has, apparently, never given anyone the shits, probably the most compelling reason to eat here.

Serving a selection of Indian, Thai and Bangladeshi food, the buffet is particulaly cheap on a Sunday, the best time to eat for less than a tenner without getting the shits.

Families and children are welcome, although there is no guarantee that your cute little baby won’t get the squits from eating here. The buffet does however, guarantee that adults will not poo their pants the day after a meal.

If you really fancy pushing the boat out, check out their special menu with more dishes that are sure to keep you off the crapper.